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A Russian accounting problem.
Jan 6 • Jim Hawkins

December 2025

The Mandarin Mayor of Mischief Reef
A PLAN officer reflects on amortization and borrowed time in the Western Pacific.
Dec 23, 2025 • Jim Hawkins

June 2025

Israel vs Iran: The Hunt for Red October
Two dozen hours, one dozen drinks.
Jun 23, 2025 • Jim Hawkins
Seven Stitches in Tel Aviv
Beer and soiled clothing in the New Zion.
Jun 19, 2025 • Jim Hawkins
'The Chagos Job'
The greatest heist in history.
Jun 4, 2025 • Jim Hawkins

May 2025

Three Watches to Trigger a European Blackout
If you were plunging a continent into darkness tomorrow, you'd wear a Patek.
May 6, 2025 • Jim Hawkins

April 2025

The Tudor 'False Flag'
If you were committing war crimes in Greenland tomorrow, you'd wear a Tudor.
Apr 25, 2025 • Jim Hawkins
The top 3 watches to steal land with right now
Nothing says 'you're getting annexed' like a Rolex.
Apr 19, 2025 • Jim Hawkins

April 2023

Five watches to enjoy a nuclear war with
Billions may be dead. But there’s still time to #bunkerflex.
Apr 3, 2023 • Jim Hawkins
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